I drove by a church in my town today and saw this sign.  After rear-ending the guy in front of me, exchanging insurance information, and calling the tow truck, I had time to take the photo.  I tried and tried to come up with a caption for this one that was funny.  Here are a few examples:   “Pastor Steve Boldly Implements His New Church Growth Plan” or “Church Animal Outreach Produces Unwanted Offerings”  or “Could This Be the Next Great Awakening?”   In the end, I couldn’t come up with anything I liked.

So, we are asking our readers to give it their best shot.  Can you come up with a good caption/title for this photo?  Submit your best idea in the comment section below.