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Sunday Morning Funnies: If I wrote the 10 Commandments there Would Be Less of Them!


What Does God Want From the Human Race?


What Does God Want From the Human Race?

Does He want us to believe the right things or act the right way?  Is His primary concern that we believe the right doctrine or that we behave the right way?  Does He want us to hold to and defend until death the “correct” teaching about Him?    Or is God more concerned with how we choose to live our lives?

Does it please God more when we give ourselves to study every facet of his character, diving into the deep end of the pool to contemplate God in all his glorious ways or when we devote our lives to living according to those ways?  Put another way, do you think that God was more pleased with John Calvin Read the rest of this entry

Are YOU a Heretic? Take the Quiz and find Out!


You may have been labeled a heretic in the past.  Now you can take the quiz and find out if you really are one!     Take the “Are You A Heretic Quiz.”

Sunday Morning Funnies: Can You Come up with A Great Caption for This Photo?


I drove by a church in my town today and saw this sign.  After rear-ending the guy in front of me, exchanging insurance information, and calling the tow truck, I had time to take the photo.  I tried and tried to come up with a caption for this one that was funny.  Here are a few examples:   “Pastor Steve Boldly Implements His New Church Growth Plan” or “Church Animal Outreach Produces Unwanted Offerings”  or “Could This Be the Next Great Awakening?”   In the end, I couldn’t come up with anything I liked.

So, we are asking our readers to give it their best shot.  Can you come up with a good caption/title for this photo?  Submit your best idea in the comment section below.

Free Prayer: Urgent Prayer Request


This prayer request just came into the NotForItchingEars Free Prayer line.   If you pray, please take a moment and pray for Roesans situation.
Name: Rosean
Date:  September 24, 2011

Prayer Request:
There is a file at work that it missing. We now have a subpoena from the police department to locate it. Please pray that the Holy Spirit will direct, lead and guide us to locate this file. If it is not found I will be fired because I do the filing. If I lose this job I will lose everything, the company will be sanctioned and the ramifications will be so severe I could land up in jail or worse. Please pray in earnest for me that the Lord will have mercy on me and that His wrath will not fall upon me and we locate that missing file. Thank you. Isaiah 54:17

“Father, we humbly ask that you would help Rosean find this missing file.  Give her and her co-workers to wisdom to know where and where not to look.  In Jesus name we pray, Amen!”

Cross-Centered Worship Songs: “Let Your Kingdom Come!”


I have been responsible for leading corporate singing in the church for years.  I know how frustrating it can be to find songs that are worth singing.  Many of the newer songs never mention or even allude to the most important aspect of Christianity:  The message of The Cross!  To be sure, there are songs out there, but it takes time to find them.  I often sift through 40 songs, just to find one new song.   (Worship team members have affectionately, and some times derogatorily, nick-named me “The Lyric Police”.  Call me old school if you like, but If we are going to sing in church, I think the songs we sing to our Savior should be worthy of Him and His work on the cross!

This column, “Cross-Centered Worship Songs”, was started as a way to serve my many worship leading friends.  I hope to introduce  some of the lesser known songs out there that you may not have heard.   Today’s song, “Let Your Kingdom Come”, is an Read the rest of this entry

Worship: Is it a Life Well-Lived or a Chorus Well-Sung?


We love to discuss those things we are passionate about, don’t we?  Be it our favorite football team (THE Washington Redskins), politics, sports, movies, cultural issues.  Heck we even argue about beer!   Remember the Miller Lite commercials?  For years, Miller Lite drinkers, including the likes of Rodney Dangerfield and John Madden, bickered back and forth on our TV sets.  The argument?  What made Miller Lite such a great beer.   Some said the drink tasted great. Others said it was less filling.  Though they were very entertaining commercials, it makes one wonder:  Don’t we have anything better to discuss than beer?

Of course we do!  Over here at Not For Itching Ears, we’ve been spending a lot of time talking about a topic that is higher up the food chain:  Worshipping God.  If you read these posts (millions of people do each hour) Read the rest of this entry

Why I Read the Early Church Fathers and You Should Too!


“Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it.”

Or so the saying goes.  In essence it means that those who don’t consider the past, when making choices in the present, will likely arrive at similarly bad conclusions.   This phrase strikes a chord with many.  Perhaps it is because we tend to always look forward, seldom pausing to consider the past.  Part of our DNA seems to include the belief that the next best thing is just up on the horizon.  Who can blame us?  Isn’t it often true?  At least with technology it is.  The next generation computer, or Iphone or IPad is going to be better than the previous one.  Things we build seem to improve over time, as we discover new ways of making them faster, smaller, bigger, cheaper, and more reliable.

Many within the evangelical Christian community seem to adopt this same belief when it comes to understanding Christianity and how that applies to our corporate lives.  We are often looking for the next thing, God’s next move, a “new and improved, better than the old” way of Read the rest of this entry

“Evangelical Christianity Can BEST be described as…………” Take our Poll and tell the World


How would you best describe Evangelical Christianity?  We have assembled some of the most common descriptions of EC in our poll.   Taking the poll is easy.  You can choose more than one answer, so feel free to combine answers.  You can not add your own description to the poll, but you can leave comments. We intend to Read the rest of this entry

Has The Church Become the Newest Contestant on “American Idolatry”


“If it feels good, do it!”

This catch phrase, introduced in the 1960’s, has become a well established creed in American culture. It now appears that the American church has adopted a similar slogan: “If it makes people feel good, we should use it.” And are we ever!   Today church leaders of every persuasion are trying all kinds of new methods in order to fill the pews. If something we do succeeds in drawing more people into services then it “works” and is therefore good, right, and stamped with the very approval of God Himself.  Because as we all know, God wants people in pews.  Or so the story goes.  But are these new methods approved by God himself?

One of the things we should be clear about… Read the rest of this entry

Forget About Singing, God Wants Us to Worship Him HIS way


What is worship and how do we as christians go about doing it?  Is it the 30-45 minutes we spend singing at church with others each week?  Is it the 20-35 minutes we spend listening to a sermon at that same gathering?  Is it the money we contribute to our congregations to keep the doors open?  Is worship the time we give to volunteer in the parking ministry or Children’s church?

Let me state as clearly as I can, so that there is no misunderstanding: I think that all the things I just mentioned can unequivocally be considered acts by which people worship God. I just don’t think that doing them necessarily equals worship.  I am not advocating that we stop singing, even though the title of this post might lead to that conclusion.

My friends, I have been giving this a lot of thought lately.  In part, because I have become so disillusioned with the contemporary church model that claims to be all about worship.  I’ve been to 30+ different congregations, all focused on “worship”.  It seems that all we are doing is singing songs and calling that worship.  Worship appears to have become an event that we grade or a product we consume.  Does anyone else find that troubling?

People are always defining worship.  Most start off their definition with Read the rest of this entry

“Evangelical Christianity Can BEST be described as…………” Take our Poll and tell the World


How would you best describe Evangelical Christianity?  We have assembled some of the most common descriptions of EC in our poll.   Taking the poll is easy.  You can choose more than one answer, so feel free to combine answers.  You can not add your own description to the poll, but you can leave comments. We intend to Read the rest of this entry

Saturday Morning Funnies: How Not to Introduce a New Song


Saturday Morning Funnies: A Child’s Take on the Problem of Good and Evil


How Contemporary Christian Music and the Seeker-Sensitive Movements Failed a Generation


“It’s 1994, and Michael Stipe recently lost his religion. It’s before Bieber and bling, before ordering a latte required six qualifying adjectives. In coffeehouses across the country, bored teens slouch on thrift-store couches nodding along to the Cranberries’ “Zombie.” Weezer breaks into the alt-rock scene with the Blue Album; Green Day tops the charts with the first punk rock song to whine about a lousy therapist. In April, hordes of fans gather in Seattle Park to mourn the death of Kurt Cobain. A few months later, 350,000 people make the pilgrimage to Read the rest of this entry

Blasphemy! If You Want the Congregation to Worship More, Try Singing Less


Worship is fast becoming a topic we avoid at all costs.  Much like discussing politics, discussing worship preferences and style, the should and should nots, the rights and wrongs, is not polite conversation.  It can and has led to all out war.  Challenge the status quo and you may have the same charges leveled against you that they leveled against Jesus: “Blasphemy…He is worthy of death!” Read the rest of this entry

Pray This 400 Year Old Prayer: “May I Live My Life To Honor You”


The following prayer was first offered back in the 1600′s. It is from the largely forgotten deposit of the Puritan Movement of the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries. These people knew God and they certainly knew how to pray. We can learn a lot from them. They are written in old english. I have updated a few outdated words and changed the Thee’s and Thou’s to make it more 2011. However, they still have the feel of that era. This prayer, “A Disicples Renewal” along with many others, Read the rest of this entry

A Worship Song for the Hard Times: “As Long As You Are Glorified”


Does your worship service look more like a High School pep rally?

You remember those days, don’t you?   The cheerleaders and the band would work us up into a frenzy, trying to fire us up for the Friday night game.  Much of today’s corporate worship reminds me of those days.  everything is so upbeat and wonderful.  Week after week, upbeat and wonderful, life is one victory after another, aint it all great type of stuff.  Don’t misunderstand me.  I am not advocating that everything be the exact opposite.

However, sometimes we are living on the other side, aren’t we?  Life is hard, you’ve lost a loved one, a job, your kids are making horrible choices, the doctor just gave you the bad news, your worried about the future, your __________________  (fill in the blank).  Sometimes, as we gather with other believers, we are not feeling upbeat, wonderful or victorious.  Those type of songs, don’t always help pull us out of that.

That is why I like this weeks song, “As Long As You Are Glorified”, by Mark Altrogge.  It reminds us that God is control of all things, and that no matter what I am going through in my life,  Read the rest of this entry

Monday Evening Funnies: “Where Did Computers Come From?”


Saturday Morning Funnies: Peter’s Initial reaction to the Gospel of Luke